Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Bluejuice - Problems



1. Get Me Down
2. Hunnamunnafeeb
3. Vitriol
4. We Get It Right
5. Let's Kill It
6. Motorcycle Accident
7. The Reductionist
8. Phantom Boogie
9. Mountain Goat
10. Back Breakin'
11. Midnight At Band Camp...


Do you cats remember Woodstock? Now, I know how old you are. I'm talking about the Woodstock you'd remember. Yeah, that's right. Woodstock '99. Remember Limp Bizkit? Remember when Wyclef Jean lit everything on fire and everyone was overtaken by such a rotten energy that it was decided that Woodstock didn't really need to happen again? Remember how much we all loved the Beastie Boys? Ladies and Gentlemen, Bluejuice were there. Perhaps not on stage, but in spirit for sure.
I'm sure you're thinking. Nick, Woodstock '99 sucked. Limp Bizkit sucked. Well, I don't disagree at all. In fact, let me be the first to say we could have lived without the Chili Peppers re imagining the "tubesock". But, before I get too off topic, when you finish listening to this, you'll be covered in mud and sweat and it will be raining and things will be on fire and you'll fell like that destructive teenager you always wished you were. I think it's been almost a lifetime since I've heard a record so jam packed with conviction, energy and balls. Inhumanly large balls. You don't need to tell this to Bluejuice, because you only have to listen to minutes of this to understand that Bluejuice LOVE Bluejuice. If this album was a steak, it would be a criminally insane man biting a live cow. Simply one of the most enjoyable 34 minutes one could spend in front of speakers. Play this at a party with friends. Dance until you cannot stand. Yell along. It's so damn infectious. You will love this. You will. When you make it to the end, tell me what you think of "Midnight At Band Camp". Hopefully your heart is beating to hard from the first 10 tracks to take it too seriously.
Anyway, Enjoy...Mountain Goat, Billy Goat, What, What.
P.S. I dare you to tell me that brown fellow doesn't look like the product of mixing me with my brother. I don't know his name, we only refer to him as the Chuck-Nick Monster.
-The Cool Jerk

(Clickin' the head will take you to the download link)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

danke!